Friday Funnies!

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Woot, it is the weekend. Here is a little Friday Funnies to get your weekend started.

Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party. He introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What’s your IQ?” The man answers, “189.” “That is wonderful!” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!” Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What’s your IQ?” The lady answers, “143.” “That is great!” responds Albert. “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!” Albert goes to another person and asks, “What’s your IQ?” The man answers, “58.” Albert’s face lights up as he exclaims, “So you’re the one who rides the Harley parked out front!”