when the key is out of it completely off my speedometer light and my rear light come on randomly ummm WTF?

 

I think you answered your own question.

I'd contact a priest immediately.

 

Beat me to it !

 

What bike do you have...Year, model, etc.? Do you have a security system from the factory on it?

 

im not sure if theres a security setup on it but i have a 1998 super glide

 

 

We have a TV set that will turn on all by itself sometimes....

 

lol at least your tv wont kill your battery while your sleeping then u gotta wait for the battery to charge and hope the lights dont come on and **** it up on the trickle charge lol

 

its messin with my riding and i live in michigan and it just snowed last night then it turned sunny i gotta be ready for when ever riding is not gna be me turning into a ice cicle lol

 

could be the switch itself, it is old after all,especially if you have to leave the key in your model while running with the wind and vibration, can't say for sure but that is where I would start. it is some kind of short for sure unless.... it really is posessed then; just call Sam and Dean Winchester! maybe even Castiel!