Friday Funnies!
It’s wet, it’s snowing, and in some places there are tornadoes. While we can’t fix all of these issues we can make you smile for a moment. Welcome to Friday Funnies!
On their anniversary, Lizard decides to take the ol’ lady to a high class joint to get some grub. Dressed in their finest leather and cleanest t-shirts, they roll up on the scooter and go in to eat.
Bout 4 beers into the meal Lizard gets up to go take a piss. After shaking the dew off and putting things away, Lizard heads for the door only to be stopped by a well groomed man standing at the sink.
The well groomed man says to Lizard “My father taught me that it is proper to always wash one’s hands after urinating.”
Lizard laughs and says to the man, with a grin on his face, “Well, my ol’ man taught me not to piss on my hands”.
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