Friday Funnies!
It’s Friday, quite possible the best of the days that end in y! Happy hours, food specials, and bon fires are the order of the day!
Sometimes when you someone seems to have a genius idea you need to think long and hard about whether you really want to use it.
An old grizzled biker walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he’s finished, the old biker tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’s had in years, but what if he would have accidentally swallowed that little ball? The barber replied: “You could just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.