Friday Funnies!
The only thing better than a national holiday is Friday Funnies! Who am I kidding, paid days off are the best.The last line is easier to understand if you say it with an Irish accent.
A biker shows up at a party with nothing but a naked woman on his back. After causing a bit of a scene the leader of his club asks:
“What the hell are you supposed to be, then?”
“I’m a turtle,” the biker replies.
“What a pile of shite!” “How can you be a turtle when all you’ve got is that naked woman on your back?”
“Oh her?” the man smiles. “That’s just Michelle!”