Friday Funnies!

The first Friday Funnies of Spring! What’s better than a laugh on a Friday in early spring? A ride on a motorcycle of course.

One night, a biker walked into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. This goes on for a half an hour and the bartender gets worried.

“What’s the matter?” the bartender asks.

“My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the biker “and now she isn’t talking to me for a whole 31 days.”

After thinking it over in a reassurring tone, the bartender asked. “But, isn’t it a good thing that she isn’t talking to you?”.

“Yeah, except today is the last night.”

If you don’t get it right away, just let it sink in for second.