Friday Funnies – Bologna and Cheese

Sometimes food is the best way to have a great reminder of home, of a past memory, or just to make you feel better. Today’s Friday Funny has elements of that but not quite how you expect.
A road worn Biker walked into a whore house, handed the Madam $500. In a slow, gruff voice the Biker told the Madam he wanted a warm beer, a bologna and cheese sandwich, and a fat ugly woman.

Dear sir, the Madam replied, for that kind if money you can have a fine meal, and a beautiful woman.

The Biker peered at the Madam. Look lady, I’m not hungry or horny,,, just home sick.