Friday Funnies – Christmas Edition

Merry Christmas! It may be a holiday but the Friday Funnies never sleep. Enjoy this Christmas edition.

These are definitely not the jokes you were looking for.

• A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
  After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one a Harley Davidson.””She did,” he replied. “But where was I going to find a fake Harley?”

• A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.”The boy quickly replied, “That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”

• It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.”That’s no offense”, said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?””Before the store opened.”