Friday Funnies – Multiple Jokes

Today seems like a good day to have more than one laugh. So I decided to post a couple jokes to kick the weekend off right!

Pig Pig

The other day on a ride, I was speeding down a narrow, twisting, mountain road. Then along comes a man who was driving very slowly uphill toward me, honking his horn and shouting at me.

“PIG! PIG!!” he yelled. “PIG! PIG!!”

So I flipped him the finger and shouted back some things I dare not repeat as I buzzed by him.

Still thinking about this awful man and his shouting, I turned the corner and promptly collided with a pig.

Pedestrian Luck

A pedestrian stepped off the curb and into the road without looking one day and promptly gets knocked flat by a passing motorcycle.

“You were really lucky there,” said the rider.

“What on earth are you talking about! That really hurt!” said the pedestrian, still on the pavement, rubbing his head.

“Well, usually I drive a bus!” the rider replied.