No.
Every party I go to has nudity and drinking.
I just wish everyone else would get naked and drink too.

 

Because you want to or because you have to?

 

^^^^That was funny!

 

As stated, MOST dealer events are family friendly. Contrary to most, this is a good thing. Getting the youngins introduced to motorcycles as children in a positive manner builds positive memories for them as they grow up. The children if today are the riders of tomorrow. We all constantly bitch about how the new generation doesn't ride, drive, work, or really any of the things we as adults do, and enjoy. Pulling the kids from the electronic babysitter and taking them to a free hotdogs event at the dealers does just this. Best part is, that most parents and grandparents that ride also know how to parent, and keep the youngins in check and respectful. If more of us took it upon ourselves to introduce, rather than exclude the next generation or two into riding, perhaps we wouldn't have the constant threads on how nobody is buying or riding anymore

 

I actually laughed out loud.

OP, if you check around your area I'm sure you will find several things that fit the bill. 90% of the places I go also have nudity,excessive drinking, and all the stuff that keeps bringing me back but I also make some time and find events the kids and grandkids can get in on.

 

You got a calendar of events for these?

 

USABiker Parties has events color coded to help you sort out what you're looking for. http://www.usabikerparties.com/calendar.html WARNING lots of nudity if you click on the home page.

 

"they still can't get past its wild and crazy anything-goes reputation." ---

I've been going to Bike Week since 1983 and I'm still looking for where "anything-goes" there. Must've been before that 'cause it sure ain't since I've been going.

 

The problem is that most of the ones getting naked are the ones you wish wouldn't.

 

It probably cost $30.00 a beer.