Cagers with cell phone revenge
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#62
He gets in front to slow someone down because he feels they’re driving too fast, unsafe, or any other reason, the car decides to pass him on the shoulder, gets squirrely and takes out themselves, the person on the bike and two other cars. Great plan.
And if you don’t think the above is a possibility, watch any of the thousands of clips on YouTube of what people will do when someone is intentionally in their way.
#63
Actually it didn’t catch on fire - until it hit the bottom of the revine. I was using ball bearings but marbles are cheaper.
#64
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Yesterday , on the way home from work. two lane highway one lane each direction. bumper to bumper traffic cause someone is stopped trying to make a left. I inch up on a pickup trying to tun left out of a driveway. I stop to let the guy out, and wave him out. He
inches out "real slow". I am in my cage with the windows up. I mouth the words "Take all day why don't ya" and then inch forward to start moving around him on the shoulder. The guy makes his left, then yells something and "*******" at my driver window. I was like
"Eff you". Thats what I get for letting the douche nozzle out. Never again. I would have strangled him with that safety yellow shirt he was wearing , then stabbed him for good measure...
P.S. the ******* was my age or a few years younger, no Millennial bullshit, just straight up *******. I think he had a southern accent, but not real southern. Tennesee maybe...kinda weak like Payton Manning or Elvis.
inches out "real slow". I am in my cage with the windows up. I mouth the words "Take all day why don't ya" and then inch forward to start moving around him on the shoulder. The guy makes his left, then yells something and "*******" at my driver window. I was like
"Eff you". Thats what I get for letting the douche nozzle out. Never again. I would have strangled him with that safety yellow shirt he was wearing , then stabbed him for good measure...
P.S. the ******* was my age or a few years younger, no Millennial bullshit, just straight up *******. I think he had a southern accent, but not real southern. Tennesee maybe...kinda weak like Payton Manning or Elvis.
Last edited by Super Glidester; 10-11-2018 at 03:36 PM.
#65
A couple weeks back I was headed with a couple friends up into the canyons for a Sunday ride. We had pulled to the side of the road to wait for a few other riders. As we were chatting, several sports cars came whizzing by at extreme speed. The conversation switched to idiots in sports cars that come out on the weekend to ride the canyons like it is a race course. When our friends arrive, we headed up the canyon and encountered this...
150 grand or so down the drain.
I don't mess with cars and ride like I am invisible to everyone.on the road.
150 grand or so down the drain.
I don't mess with cars and ride like I am invisible to everyone.on the road.
#66
That because he is an 'OKIE FROM MUSKOGEE'
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all…
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all…
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I headed out this morning to run some errands and I live in a subdivision off of a 2 lane 55 mph road. I get to the intersection and see a cage about 200 yards out so I take off. I get up to about 60, and this crazy bitch passes me at about 80 with her cell phone in her hand and nearly takes me out because she didn't move over fast enough in the passing lane. I catch up the her at the next red light, still has phone in hand but I'm not beside her. Light turns green and we are now on a 4 lane 55 mph, I get up to her and she is still texting doing 80 mph. She is in right lane and we are coming up on 55 mph traffic, so I twist it and get to the slower vehicles first and pull the road block thing with the front car of the pack as she falls in behind me all the way into town, a nice 55 mph....waahaahaaa! She is so pissed. Ok, for the trolls, I know cage vs bike is not so smart and I don't ride like this with wife on the back but this bitch was driving me crazy. Its bad enough to be doing the speed limit and texting but she was doing 80, she was going to kill somebody. As we got into town she moved back over to the right lane to go straight thru the light behind about four cars and I caught the red to turn left. As the cars passed me, they ALL had thumbs up for me as they passed. What a day!
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