That's what she said!

 

^^^ Thats horrible, just what I wanted to see this morning...

 

Never let a guy ride two up with you.
Shave your head bald then wear Affliction and TapOut shirts
Wear a rally shirt from the same year rally so everyone knows your there
Ride your bike to a rally and stay in a 5 star hotel then bitch about the guy who trailered there and sleeps on the ground.
Don't wear a helmet then claim loud pipes save lives.

 

Don't shoot at dump trucks.
If it's a duel between you and anything with 4 wheels, you lose.

 

Thou shalt dress like a Pirate .

 

You can say bleep, blap. bloop and no one judges you. Well, almost no one.

 

Evel Knievel rode a Sportster.

 

So did mine, sportster is still the best bike H-D makes

 

Evel Knievel may have jumped a Sporty but he rode a Big Twin. Met the guy at a bike shop I used to be webmaster for when they were still in business. He stopped in for some quick work on his ride back to Montana and they called me in to snap pics for the website. Wish I still had 'em but transferring data from drive to drive and reformatting on pain-killers cost me a lot of cool, old pics.
Evel was pretty cool dude. Few years later I met his kid, Robbie at the Buffalo Chip in Sturgis. He was a grade A, a-hole. Had some facially disfigured kid running around him for publicity sake but treated the poor, hero-worshiping kid like his personal bitch-boy. Pissed me off.

 

The most important unwritten rule is never, EVER ever ask "WHY CAN'T I GET REMOVED". well...I guess it ain't unwritten anymore