Gee, nobody likes me...

 

I like Sportsters. My hero rode one.

 

Know how to check your own oil and know enough to check the ignition kill switch on the handlebar within 3 seconds of the bike not starting. Idiots around here like to hit that switch walking by when your not around.

And yeah, wave at everybody if yer gonna wave.

 

That's OK, Harley introduced the Street line so even you would have something to look down on (j/k)

 

Harley Rider’s Rules.

1 THERE’S NO RULES!

2 See rule 1, remember, this is supposed to be about freedom, ride your bike (any bike), have fun.

 

YES...

 

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Then, don't do any of that.

 

Never pass up the opportunity to take a ****.

 

It's a female rider - they'll be stopping between opportunities to take a ****.
(44 years of married experience)

 

I didn't used to wave at scooters. Then one day as I slowed for a Stop sign I noticed a scooter coming my way from my left. I stopped and was waiting for the scooter to pass so I could proceed across the road and continue. As the scooter got closer the scooter rider waved. I didn't wave back. But as the scooter passed me I noticed the rider was slim, had a long flowing blond ponytail and large breasts. Now, I always wave at scooters.