Ahhh, so many joke ops on this one.

However, 409 is kinda strange stuff and quite a cleaner and frees dirt up and moves it around and the 409 could be breaking down your grip. Ifgrip is still serviceable, try Formula 303. It's a sealer and one helluva protectant, but you should first get the black gunk out if you can before sealing... maybe diluted plain dishsoap for the cleaning then dry it extremely well.

If you lived in the Southern Hemisphere,the problemwould be the right grip because of... oh, fergit it....

 

switch hands........it's like havin a stranger

 

Once I had a problem where myd*ck just started turning orange for no reason I could figure out. When I went to the doctor he asked if anything had changed in my life recently. I said, "well yeah, the wife's away on a 1 month cruise."

Then he asked what I've been doing to pass the time. I told him, "nothing much. Just eatin' Cheatos and watching ****."

*Boy did Iget that one wrong first time around! Fixed it for ya.

 

Just make sure they ain't fingerless.......... unless that's your cup of tea............

 

I guess the daily liberal use Lubriderm on your right hand repels the black.

 

A lot of experts on Duck Butter around here!

 

Quit doin' the lefty crank spank with axle grease and graphite

 

sounds like the rubber is starting to break down on the left side.

Do you subconciously stroke the left grip, maybe out of some long time habit?

Just asking. It could a reason the left side is wearing out faster than the left.

Or, it could just be one of those things.

 

left hand and grip huh?.......now is that the gay or not gay side?

 

If its turning black, you might be squeezing it to hard.