Just get her "The **** Impaler" and she'll be happy!

 

Oh ****!!!! RLMFAO!!!!! That sounds like some sort of “Super Evil Villain”!!!!....”Now eat all your vegetables Johnny, you wouldn’t want the **** Impaler to come get you, now would you”?

 

She didn't say anything as her mouth was full. Oh and by the way, I am eating my veggies just to be safe.

 

Don't know... I don't know your woman. What do you think?

If it were my wife, and I offered her a choice between a bullet to the head, or that shirt, she'd take the bullet. She isn't at all into anything that looks "girly"

The best way to figure out what kind of clothes your woman might like to wear...(wait for it)... is to look at her. She will usually be wearing something. Notice what it is and what it looks like. Take a look in her closet maybe. The clothes she already wears will be a very clear indicator of what she likes to wear. If there is nothing baby blue in her closet, maybe she won't dig this shirt. If she already has some similar shirts, maybe she will dig this shirt. I can't tell you. You gotta figure this one out on your own.

 

Not that right there was funny...

 

Yes. My wife has several. They are very popular.

 

I looked at E. Who the hell is Ed Hardy & his buddy Christian?
If I catch either of them around here, Big Trouble!