Bell helmet for idiots
#21
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Thanks to the OP!
I'm going to order up two of them. I'll ride thru Jacksonville with one, get my *** beat severely, then ride thru Chicago with the other one, and get my *** beat again...
Then I'll contact a good attorney, and sue Bell for putting my life in jeopardy and being the direct cause of bodily harm being perpetrated upon my person. I should then be able to live happily ever after, when I collect...
Does anyone know if pre-meditation would/could prevent me from prevailing?
I'm going to order up two of them. I'll ride thru Jacksonville with one, get my *** beat severely, then ride thru Chicago with the other one, and get my *** beat again...
Then I'll contact a good attorney, and sue Bell for putting my life in jeopardy and being the direct cause of bodily harm being perpetrated upon my person. I should then be able to live happily ever after, when I collect...
Does anyone know if pre-meditation would/could prevent me from prevailing?
#22
There is a thing called "contributary negligence" where the court could find you somewhat culpable too. Although you would still prevail, your settlement value might be reduced by the amount they found you contributed to your own injury.
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Last edited by VsTheWorld; 07-26-2010 at 03:42 PM.
#24
Thanks to the OP!
I'm going to order up two of them. I'll ride thru Jacksonville with one, get my *** beat severely, then ride thru Chicago with the other one, and get my *** beat again...
Then I'll contact a good attorney, and sue Bell for putting my life in jeopardy and being the direct cause of bodily harm being perpetrated upon my person. I should then be able to live happily ever after, when I collect...
Does anyone know if pre-meditation would/could prevent me from prevailing?
I'm going to order up two of them. I'll ride thru Jacksonville with one, get my *** beat severely, then ride thru Chicago with the other one, and get my *** beat again...
Then I'll contact a good attorney, and sue Bell for putting my life in jeopardy and being the direct cause of bodily harm being perpetrated upon my person. I should then be able to live happily ever after, when I collect...
Does anyone know if pre-meditation would/could prevent me from prevailing?
#25
i thought 1% mc were just clubs? why would anyone have to worry if they approved or did not approve - arent they just social organizations of guys who like bikes?
they certainly are not criminal/terrorist organizations or anything along those lines, so there should be no problem if a fellow mc enthusiast wants to protect their melon wearing that particular helmet
they certainly are not criminal/terrorist organizations or anything along those lines, so there should be no problem if a fellow mc enthusiast wants to protect their melon wearing that particular helmet
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Some of you guys sound like freakin pansies. You remind me of the deals gap video where the HD rider rode his bike into a ditch and the family in the van video taping it said, "Their gonna beat our a$$. Lets get out of here!"