If it is upside down and on fire... you ride it too fast!

 

A couple t-shirts I like to wear. Some are available here:
http://www.wickedjester.com/

"This is the shirt I wear when I don't give a ****"
"F@ck you I have enough friends"
and
"F@ck You You F@ckin' F@ck"
"Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead"
"I am stabbing you with my mind"

 

I like this one , I'm Not A Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look.

 

I just found a website where you can order stickers that say whatever you want them to.
I ordered one that says
"Guns Don't Kill People - Soccer Moms on Cell Phones Do!"

I'm more afraid of them than of any drunk.

 

Saw a T shirt once that said:
"You'd rather ja(%off a grizzly bear with a fist full of cockleburs than to mess with my bike".

 

"tell your **** to stop staring at me"
"i AM the person your mother warned you about"
"im not good with names....mind if i call you f#%khead?"

 

I have a few that say: "If you see my bike on a trailer...dial 911" "helmet laws suck" "I was born with nothing...and have some of it left" "***,Gas or Grass....nobody rides for free"

 

I like that one.. and the one on my signature in case i change it.. "if you want to blend in, take the bus"

 

9 out of 10 women are battered. but I'm still eating mine plain.

 

You can't fix stupid
Trailers are for boats
I rode mine to trailer week