Otherwise serious injury or death can result

 

Man the last time I changed my plugs, I took out the negative battery cable and placed it on the sidewalk, got ready to sacrafice my chicken when I noticed the neighbors doberman running away with my battery cable! i dropped my hatchet (wich fell on the gas tank) let go of the chicken and chased the dog for 3 blocks! when I caught him he had already chewed it in half! Now I had to catch that damn chicken and this is when the police showed up. they were wondering why I was chasing my chicken in the road in my underwear. Now everyone knows you can not sacrafice a chicken right fully clothed! $5,000 bail. $10.00 for a new chicken and I spliced my battery cable back together with some good bread ties. not the cheap kind either I used wonder bread ties!

 

maybe you wanna take the tires off so the bike does not roll away...safety 1st..

 

id say only remove it if ure bike is still on !!...

 

Shut the bike off before you remove plug wires.

 

I just bet nobody can top that, shoulda cranked the chickens neck before ya dropped it or buy a chicken already dead and plucked. I hear they sell em that a way

 

Unless you are a female changing plugs.

Then you have to remove you top and bra, as the arc may jump from the battery, to the plug, to the metal fastener on your undergarment.

 

Dang! I was gonna ask, how to change my air filter? But forget it! I'll just take it in to the dealer and pay them. I wondered why they charge so much. I guess it's for chickens and chit.

 

Well. What can I say? You sorta asked for it.
Ron

 

You guys are killin me here. Best belly laugh I have had in a long time!!!