So I'm out for a putt this afternoon on my Softail. I was cruising on some county roads, minding my own damn business when I came up on a group of riders.

It was 90 degrees this afternoon with a dewpoint of 75. I was wearing Levi's 550 loose fit jeans, Red Wing "Pecos" slip on boots, and a t-shirt of the Local Union I belong to with the logo blazoned across the back. I also had on leather gloves I use at work, and some goggles I procured from Fleet Farm.

When we all gathered at a stop sign on a country road, I pulled up and asked the lead rider;

"I was out this way a couple weeks ago, and ran across this blonde about the size of a manatee riding a yellow Dyna. She was hot. Juggs sagging around her knees, and her granny arms flopping in the wind. She also had three chins, and cankles. I'm a fiend for cankles"

He said he had never seen this rider before, but he would keep his eyes open for her.

Anyway, he thanked me for being respectful and not passing his wolfpack, and roared away.

The search continues,,,,,

 

My GF & I broke up during our trip to NYC last week. I NEED the pic of that fat blonde! The sooner the better.

 

Always willing to help out a biker in need:

http://walmart-people.blogspot.com/2...-could-be.html
http://izismile.com/2010/02/03/more_..._117_pics.html

 

Just set up a bear trap with a pile of candybars in it on the side of the road, and wait in some nearby bushes 'til you hear the hideous cry of a beast in pain. Rest assured, it will be the creature you seek. But before I depart, I must warn you. Do NOT look it directly in the eyes. It may desire smoosh smoosh.

 

CANKLES ????

 

Uhhhm. Thats my wife M*&^%$#@er.

 

was this her ? or part of her ?

 

OMG Bwaaaahahahahahaa I just spit beer all over my droid

 

That hot air balloon is a riot!

 

Some puppies way sicker than me in here thank god ...........