Mornin Woods! Dinner last night was OK, but dessert was freakin awesome...home made fried italian donuts.

 

Mornin Marcus, and all the other Woods & Woodettes.

 

What's the good word, Doc?

 

The word today is LEGS......spread the word!!!

 

An oldie but goodie!

Another classic joke:

What 2 things in the air can get a woman pregnant? Her legs!

 

The classics are always the best!!

 

OL got her summons for jury duty in the mail yesterday. She is NOT a happy girl!!!

 

I have only been summoned once in my whole life, but they posted the day before the reportnig date that we did not need to come in so I have never been through the process at all

 

What do women put behind their ears to attract men ?, their ankles!

 

Mornin Chuck! I'll use that one.