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Old 08-24-2010, 10:48 AM
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Man I don't even know what to say. Maybe this is why I stay single. If you start turning down your women they will stop offering. Right up there with does this make my *** look fat. I assume you know the answer to that question.
The only answer to that question is "No, its your fat that makes you look fat".
 
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Old 08-24-2010, 10:57 AM
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why would you have to make a choice, sex then biscuits and gravy....sounds like a perfect way to start the day!
 
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Old 08-24-2010, 11:06 AM
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If she gives you an answer other than 'okay' when you say "let's have sex", then it's time to get a new OL.
 
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Old 08-24-2010, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by yljkt
The only answer to that question is "No, its your fat that makes you look fat".
And then later when your OL is out alone feeling bad the guy who says damn your hot get a really big smile. And a few weeks later you are looking for a new OL.
 
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Old 08-24-2010, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Gunfighter13
You said "SEX" and she said "biscuits and gravy". Enjoy the biscuits and gravy.

Sounds like you haven't been married long enough to understand the female language. The real choice you had was "biscuits and gravy" or nothing! Your best bet is to take the biscuits and gravy or you'll find yourself in the kitchen pouring milk on a bowl of cereal after having had no sex.
 

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When you get to middle age, and married for years, you understand the value of good gravy and biscuits.
 
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Old 08-24-2010, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by lizdc
...does this make my *** look fat. I assume you know the answer to that question.



 
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Old 08-24-2010, 12:03 PM
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It would be the sex for me & the GF, as I don't eat biscuits & gravy. Plus we're both always horny. We can't go more than a couple days without getting atleast one "session" in.
 
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THAT is funny stuff.
But it works the same way with a guy and a certain question about about their bodies .
All I am going say is Seinfield shrinkage episode.
 
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Old 08-24-2010, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by WVHogRider
It would be the sex for me & the GF, as I don't eat biscuits & gravy. Plus we're both always horny. We can't go more than a couple days without getting atleast one "session" in.
That is a long time..
 


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