So let me get this straight. Hog wants you to pay 2 membership fees because your old lady rides on the back.
DAMN. Pretty exclusive club. Maybe the old lady can prospect for the clud....................

 

Why would you want to join something with a million close freinds? ....

 

Patches! We don't need no stinking Patches.

 

Awwwwww. No HOG patch. Life is hard, and meaningless now. What's next? No more fruit loops on the supermarket shelves, so you'd have to roll on Captn crunch?
Some people have problems...

 

Rejection from H.O.G. is a Bad Thing ??

 

Before ya do anything stooopid just look around and see what ya have not what might have been! .... Now put them fingerless gloves on give it the bird and take a picture .... now send it right on up to HOG HQ when they see how angry you are they might just might reconsider? .....

 

I'd take that letter to your dealer and tell them to make it right or yer turning Victory on them...

 

Too Funny!

 

"Your not a real biker unless...."

You must be totally badass!

 

does this mean he's a 1%er ?
maybe he can wear that patch instead