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07-30-2014, 09:09 PM
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OWwWWWwwwWWW!
This hurts to walk on!
Wife told me a story about just before they wheeled me into surgery.
She said after they gave me the initial drug to relax and sedate me I kept pulling my gown up and flopping my package around. She said I was bouncing my junk around and giggling like a kid who had a new toy. I think she must have got tired of my antics and she said she leaned over and asked me if I remembered the Two and A Half Men episode where Rose glued Charlie's ***** to his leg. She said I replied that I did and she said "Good, because if you keep playing with yourself, that nurse is going to tape your stuff down and you'll have to remove the tape yourself." She said at that point I fell asleep. HAHAHA that's funny. She said she didn't think it was funny at all but she said I was successful in making the nurse blush.
Did I mention my wife IS a nurse? I think she's Nurse Ratchet.
This hurts to walk on!
Wife told me a story about just before they wheeled me into surgery.
She said after they gave me the initial drug to relax and sedate me I kept pulling my gown up and flopping my package around. She said I was bouncing my junk around and giggling like a kid who had a new toy. I think she must have got tired of my antics and she said she leaned over and asked me if I remembered the Two and A Half Men episode where Rose glued Charlie's ***** to his leg. She said I replied that I did and she said "Good, because if you keep playing with yourself, that nurse is going to tape your stuff down and you'll have to remove the tape yourself." She said at that point I fell asleep. HAHAHA that's funny. She said she didn't think it was funny at all but she said I was successful in making the nurse blush.
Did I mention my wife IS a nurse? I think she's Nurse Ratchet.
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Uhhh yuuup!
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Usually the nurses award you with a blue or red ribbon......
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07-30-2014, 09:29 PM
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OWwWWWwwwWWW! This hurts to walk on! Wife told me a story about just before they wheeled me into surgery. She said after they gave me the initial drug to relax and sedate me I kept pulling my gown up and flopping my package around. She said I was bouncing my junk around and giggling like a kid who had a new toy. I think she must have got tired of my antics and she said she leaned over and asked me if I remembered the Two and A Half Men episode where Rose glued Charlie's ***** to his leg. She said I replied that I did and she said "Good, because if you keep playing with yourself, that nurse is going to tape your stuff down and you'll have to remove the tape yourself. She said at that point I fell asleep. HAHAHA that's funny. She said she didn't think it was funny at all but she said I was successful in making the nurse blush. Did I mention my wife IS a nurse? I think she's Nurse Ratchet.
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No boozin' yet, still too many drugs.....
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