The Biker Winter Blues song


Went to the garage this mornin’
To check on my ride
Just hasn’t been the same lately
Since I can’t take this bit*h outside!

Now that the summer’s over
And snow on the ground
That engine that used to RUMBLE
Don’t make a damn sound!

What happened to the days
With all that wind in my face
Think I’m gonna move down south…
FU*K THIS COLD-*** PLACE!

Used to hop on the Hog
To get away from the wife
Now I gotta put up this fuc*ing tree
And watch “It’s a wonderful life”!

From bar-hoppin’ to house hoppin’
From deckin’ friends to deckin’ the halls
Hope she don’t find out I blew another $2K
On more mods & installs!

Guess I’ll just count down the days
Till I can hear that V-Twin sing
Gotta go bust my *** shoveling now…
Man, where the fu*k is Spring!

 

Nice song. I read it to the melody of Muddy Water's Mannish Boy.

 

Amen brother.

 

Heart warming song, I damn near started to cry.

 

You've confused me. Winter is the best time to ride here in AZ.

 

man can I relate to that

 

To the tune of I drink alone:

I freeze alone
yeah with nobody else
Yeah you know when I freeze alone
My girl prefers I be by my self

Every morning just before breakfast
I don't want no coffee or tea
I put on my extra thick thermals
because it's only 2 f%cking degrease

Because I freeze alone
Yeah with nobody else
Yeah you know when I freeze alone
My girl prefers me to be by my self

Yeah the other night I lay sleepless
Because my girl just don't want to ride
She thinks if it any less then 40*
There is just no way she is donning cow hide

Because I freeze alone
Yeah with nobody else
Yeah you know when I freeze alone
By girl prefers me to be by my self

The other day I got invited to a party
But my girl wanted to stay home instead
I told her it was only 13* out side
But she told me I was crazy in the head

Because I freeze alone
Yeah with nobody else
Yeah you know when I freeze alone
My girl prefers me to be by myself

Yeah all my buddies have given up riding
And it makes me feel oh so funny
The only one who will freeze there a$$ off with me
Is my sweet *** Ultra I named Honey

Because I freeze alone
Yeah with nobody else
Yeah you know when I freeze alone
My girl prefers me to be by myself

Yeah you know when I freeze alone
My girl prefers me to be by myself

 

LOL! Winter sucks...

 

Sounds like Michigan. I went to the garage and had a beer with my bike last night. Sad, very sad. We were in the warm spot at zero degrees.

 

Rob, I do the same thing...sit in the cold garage, drink a beer and stare at my Harley. It's relaxing.