A blind man wandered into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:
1) The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat behind the bar
2) The bouncer is a blond girl
3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb., blond woman with a black belt in karate
4) The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter
5) The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks about it, then shakes his head and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


Attn Mods: This is HD related because the blind man own seventeen shares
of HOG. He bought them back when they were HDI.

 

have already sent this on to some blonde friends of mine..lol

 

thats good

 

I wonder what those shares are worth now???????

 

If they are like mine, they are worth less than he paid for them.

 

Good one!

 

Good joke and I sent to my ex wife who's blonde!

 

Yikes! My wife is a blonde,sometimes she laughs at those jokes sometimes she doesn't.Still a good one though!