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Old 05-16-2014, 08:52 PM
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Default True story, ***** Pump vacuum to drain gas tank

Buddy who races asked me to list a ***** pump on CL. Long story short, it didn't sell. The sporty been sitting for a few months, so I wanted to drain the gas tank. Problem being I don't have money to go buy a damn vacuum pump to enable the petcock to drain the tank, and had already took the tank off the bike..
Go back in get on hdforums, where I go to read how-tos, and then I got the vacuum thing from the pump, and got a hose and hooked it to vacuum on the petcock,and damn the fuel started flowing out the petcock.
So there's a workaround if you don't have a vacuum pump, but you do have a ***** pump. Ain't been riding much, so sorry I haven't been posting much.
 
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who would've known...haha
 
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Old 05-16-2014, 10:10 PM
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Just be careful of 'the drip.'
 
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Right. Sounds like one of those dear Abby letters. I got this friend who...........
 
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Interesting use for such an appliance, but I am still reluctant to add one to the tool box.
 

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How many of you guys already have one? lol
 
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Originally Posted by JoelS
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Rrrrright!
 
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I wouldn`t have posted that story true or not.

Just buy a mity vac for cryin out loud...
 
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You listed a buddys *****? You funny guy!

 
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This is a joke, right?

Um...so the tank was already off the bike and you just couldn't drain it by turning it upside down so the fuel could pour out into a separate pan or container?

And as such, being faced with such a conundrum [LOL], you claim to have hooked up your pals ***** pump to drain your own petcock? Dear Lord, the things you read about on the internet!!

I think there's more to this story than meets the eye...so c'mon, come out with it...ok, maybe that wasn't the best choice of words...hahahahahaha.

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