A skeleton walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says, "what'll ya have?"
The skeleton says, "gimme a beer and a mop!"

 

Evening folks, well it is here anyway!
I haven't been to active on HD Forums of late as some of you may have noticed, but that doesn't mean I haven't be around. I just haven't really found much that I could get involved with, and it doesn't mean that I don't luv you all! ;oD
Anyway, just to let you know what's going on in the world of TD, he's just bought a 2002 Heritage Softail, with about 7K miles on it. There's some salt corrosion on the fork legs, but nothing that can't be sorted with the use of some elbow grease. It's even got a "HOG" number/license plate.
I haven't been out with the camera yet, but as soon as I do, I'll post some pictures.
Cheers

TD

 

As promised!
Do excuse the quality of pictures, but garage is full of **** and the camera "isn't very good!"
The colour is teal and white, not the blue that camera is showing.

TD

 

That's a BEAUT! My favorite color on a heritage. Well done sir!

 

Cheers Joe, very kind of you to say so!
A bit of salt corrosion on the lower legs, but that is all mate.
Screaming Eagled and a very tight motor!


TD

 

Nice bike T D. Get some wax on that chrome and pot metal. That English rain is not very forgiving.

 

New pictures that are a bit better.
Now Lauren, TD isn't one for polishing and cleaning I gotta tell you, but I do think that I shall have to make the effort in this case.

TD

 

A bad *** biker calls 911 and says his old lady is dead. They 911 dispatcher asks how he knows she is dead? He says , "Well, the lack of sex is the same..but the laundry is sure piling up."



(Joke found in a biker magazine).

 

another bike magazine story:

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless guy. I started a chit chat by asking him how he ended up this way.
He said "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, fresh bed sheets three times aweek...a flat screen TV and internet. I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my degree on-line. I had NO bills and no debt. I even had full medical insurance."
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Was it drugs? Alcohol? A bad divorce?"
"OH, no, nothing like that...NAH. I just got released from prison."

 

one more for the New Year:
I walked into the local pub with my wife. The locals start yelling at me "PERVERT! PERVERT!!!". Just because my wife is 24 and I am 70, it completely spoiled our 7th anniversary. Some people!!!!