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Old Oct 28, 2016 | 07:03 PM
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A skeleton walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says, "what'll ya have?"
The skeleton says, "gimme a beer and a mop!"
 
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Old Nov 19, 2016 | 03:05 PM
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Evening folks, well it is here anyway!
I haven't been to active on HD Forums of late as some of you may have noticed, but that doesn't mean I haven't be around. I just haven't really found much that I could get involved with, and it doesn't mean that I don't luv you all! ;oD
Anyway, just to let you know what's going on in the world of TD, he's just bought a 2002 Heritage Softail, with about 7K miles on it. There's some salt corrosion on the fork legs, but nothing that can't be sorted with the use of some elbow grease. It's even got a "HOG" number/license plate.
I haven't been out with the camera yet, but as soon as I do, I'll post some pictures.
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Old Nov 22, 2016 | 02:49 PM
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As promised!
Do excuse the quality of pictures, but garage is full of **** and the camera "isn't very good!"
The colour is teal and white, not the blue that camera is showing.

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Old Nov 22, 2016 | 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by T D
As promised!
Do excuse the quality of pictures, but garage is full of **** and the camera "isn't very good!"
The colour is teal and white, not the blue that camera is showing.

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That's a BEAUT! My favorite color on a heritage. Well done sir!
 
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Old Nov 22, 2016 | 03:48 PM
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Cheers Joe, very kind of you to say so!
A bit of salt corrosion on the lower legs, but that is all mate.
Screaming Eagled and a very tight motor!


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Old Nov 23, 2016 | 10:14 PM
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Nice bike T D. Get some wax on that chrome and pot metal. That English rain is not very forgiving.
 
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Old Nov 24, 2016 | 02:22 PM
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New pictures that are a bit better.
Now Lauren, TD isn't one for polishing and cleaning I gotta tell you, but I do think that I shall have to make the effort in this case.

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Old Jan 1, 2017 | 08:03 PM
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A bad *** biker calls 911 and says his old lady is dead. They 911 dispatcher asks how he knows she is dead? He says , "Well, the lack of sex is the same..but the laundry is sure piling up."



(Joke found in a biker magazine).
 
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Old Jan 1, 2017 | 08:13 PM
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