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Old Mar 2, 2016 | 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by T D
I was walking along the cliff tops the other day on a very narrow path.
Walking towards me was this beautiful topless blonde.
I stopped, and she preceded to walk towards me.
I stood there wondering whether I should block her passage or toss myself off!

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Good one. Wonder how many really got that, mate.
 
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Old Mar 11, 2016 | 01:00 PM
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It remains to be seen mate.
Some people can't see funny if it tweaks their nose! I didn't loose any sleep over it!
But that said, I don't laugh at things that I don't find funny, so honors even I guess.
Cheers for noticing mate, if you laughed, then I've done my job!

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Old Apr 6, 2016 | 09:55 AM
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I took a girl skating one year, and she kept on falling over.
She said, "I'm sorry, I'm spoiling your fun."
I replied, "That's alright, it'll keep on ice!"

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Old Jun 5, 2016 | 03:21 PM
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Carla was outside pulling weeds on a hot weekend when her husband, Lon, walked up and asked her what they were having for supper. Irritated by the thought of him sitting inside the house by the A/C while she labored away outside, Carla answered, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Pretend I am out of town, go inside and make supper yourself!"
So Lon goes back inside and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread and a tall beer.
Carla walked in just about as he was finishing the meal and asked, "Where's my dinner?"
Lon relies, "What the hell? I thought you were out of town.
 
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Old Oct 5, 2016 | 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by uklauren
Lucky me on Wednesday. I rode my bike to HD Palm Beach for a service and I keep my garage clicker in a little magnetic pouch which stays on the metal of my windshield. I guess when I took it off the Springer and put it on the Heritage I didn't place it on the metal part properly.

Anyway, I'm riding on 95 and I look down and notice it's gone. I was kinda pissed but I can live without it, it just means I'd have to get off my bike to use the code. When I got to Harley would you believe the little pouch had wedged itself between the rear brake pedal and the exhaust pipe. And it hadn't even melted on the pipe. Lesson learned, make sure it's on securely next time. This pouch has sat on my bikes for 35,000 miles or so.
My love, I honestly do not get that? If I understood u right. Like the guys who ride with keys hanging from their belt loop or such. It is TOO EASY to lose stuff.

I always keep my clicker, keys, etc..... tucked into a windshield bag, my pocket or whatever. No need to necessarily risk it mate.

But then, maybe that is just me.

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Old Oct 5, 2016 | 08:46 PM
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I was in a pub recently downing my maybe 6th beer or 7th.

The guy beside me said I was an alcoholic.

I said I was not.

He said I was.

I said I was not. An alcoholic NEEDS a drink. I don't NEED a drink. I already got one. LOL I so funi!!

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Old Oct 5, 2016 | 08:48 PM
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This coffee house area..........I like it.

You can't start a new thread in it can you? I think not. That right?

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Old Oct 20, 2016 | 06:08 PM
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BC7 you can talk about most anything you like in here. Politics and religion can go in the Political and Open forum otherwise anything goes.
 
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Anyone going to the HOG rally next week?
 
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Old Oct 25, 2016 | 02:53 PM
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