When you click on links to various merchants on this site and make a purchase, this can result in this site earning a commission. Affiliate programs and affiliations include, but are not limited to, the eBay Partner Network.
I was walking along the cliff tops the other day on a very narrow path.
Walking towards me was this beautiful topless blonde.
I stopped, and she preceded to walk towards me.
I stood there wondering whether I should block her passage or toss myself off!
It remains to be seen mate.
Some people can't see funny if it tweaks their nose! I didn't loose any sleep over it!
But that said, I don't laugh at things that I don't find funny, so honors even I guess.
Cheers for noticing mate, if you laughed, then I've done my job!
I took a girl skating one year, and she kept on falling over.
She said, "I'm sorry, I'm spoiling your fun."
I replied, "That's alright, it'll keep on ice!"
Carla was outside pulling weeds on a hot weekend when her husband, Lon, walked up and asked her what they were having for supper. Irritated by the thought of him sitting inside the house by the A/C while she labored away outside, Carla answered, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Pretend I am out of town, go inside and make supper yourself!"
So Lon goes back inside and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread and a tall beer.
Carla walked in just about as he was finishing the meal and asked, "Where's my dinner?"
Lon relies, "What the hell? I thought you were out of town.
Lucky me on Wednesday. I rode my bike to HD Palm Beach for a service and I keep my garage clicker in a little magnetic pouch which stays on the metal of my windshield. I guess when I took it off the Springer and put it on the Heritage I didn't place it on the metal part properly.
Anyway, I'm riding on 95 and I look down and notice it's gone. I was kinda pissed but I can live without it, it just means I'd have to get off my bike to use the code. When I got to Harley would you believe the little pouch had wedged itself between the rear brake pedal and the exhaust pipe. And it hadn't even melted on the pipe. Lesson learned, make sure it's on securely next time. This pouch has sat on my bikes for 35,000 miles or so.
My love, I honestly do not get that? If I understood u right. Like the guys who ride with keys hanging from their belt loop or such. It is TOO EASY to lose stuff.
I always keep my clicker, keys, etc..... tucked into a windshield bag, my pocket or whatever. No need to necessarily risk it mate.
7 Surprising Harley-Davidson Products that Are Not Motorcycles
Slideshow: The bar-and-shield logo shows up on far more than motorcycles, some of the company's most unexpected products have nothing to do with riding.
Slideshow: From the troubled AMF years to modern misfires, these bikes earned reputations for reliability issues, questionable engineering, or disappointing performance.
Crazy Bunderbike Build Looks Amazing, But Is It Impossible to Ride?
Slideshow: The Swiss custom shop has taken a Harley Softail and stretched it into something so long and low that it looks closer to a rolling sculpture than a conventional motorcycle.
Engraved Rebellion: Inside Bundnerbike's Glam Rock II
Slideshow: A standard cruiser becomes an intricate metal canvas in the hands of a Swiss custom house known for pushing Harley-Davidson platforms far beyond their factory brief.