A small time attorney representing a big ugly biker who had some legal issues called and asked to speak to his client, “Sully, I have some good news and, I have some bad news.” The biker replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”

The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 thousand.  I think she could be right.” Sully replied enthusiastically, “Well done!  The old lady is finally earning some money! You’ve just made my day.

Now I know I can handle the bad news.  What is it?” The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you with the local stripper.”