"The difference between stupidity and genius is genius is limited." Saw this in someones signature on this forum and I think it is great.

 

"There is no try,only Do" yoda

 

Better to be an open sinner instead of a false Saint.

Land of the Free because of the Brave.

People who lack the strength to be themselves, are always trying to tear down those who do.

 

"somebodys gonna half to go back and get a **** load of dimes".. Slim Pickins.. Blazing saddles

"You shouldnt play with knives"... Frank (The Punisher) Castle to a sh!thead he was about to smoke between the eyes with the hilt end of a butterfly knife he had just taken away from him..

"The Force is strong with this one".. Darth Vader from the cockpit of his TIE fighter as he followed Luke in his X-Wing just before the Death Star was destroyed..

"It is good that war is such an ugly thing else we get to liking it too much"... Lee at the battle of Chancelorsville 1862

"Give them cold steel".. T.J. Jackson at the battle of Chancelorsville 1862

"Take this man out and hang him".. General J.O. Shelby on his retreat to Mexico, upon catching a Union bummerpilferinga house in Arkansas 1865

"The cause for which we contended is bound to reassert itself although it may be at another time and place" Jefferson Davis on an agriculturalspeaking tour in the South 1867

and thats just to name but a few...

 

"Hold my beer and watch this..."
usually followed by something completely stupid!

 

"Do that again and I'll kill ya.." - John Wayne

 

There are three types of liers in the world, liers, damned liars,and statisticians. Mark Twain

 

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
Peter De Vries

 

" Vengeance is mine sayeth the LORD" Romans 19

 

I love the smell of napalm in the morning