Cornbread, you might want to buy this book:

 

He really isn't starting out on the right foot is Hagger...I mean he.

 

It is obvious to me , after cruising this forum, that I live in a different world than you folks. We get board down here, and for the entertainment factor we will go to the local bike night, and watch people like 99% of the people on this board pull up all geard up full leather, on there garbage wagons " after there 5 mile trip" and go over and start a conversion with them. Then, when they waddle off, we pull the leather man out, and clip there kickstand spring.... Then kick back and watch the show. After watching them stumble around bewildered for 20 minutes. We go offer them a zip tye. And you have a friend for life. This happenend last night. That is how we win friends and influence people. This is what happens to people that think that they can play in my world.

I busted the throttle cable on my 65 last week , had to take the front brake cable off, hook it up to the carb. And use the brake lever for a throttle.

 

You're right. You're in your own little world. When you leaving?

 

You don't know anything about us. You could have learned a lot on here, but sounds like you would rather live in your own little world. I have never been to a bike night, and I definitely never messed with another man's bike for entertainment. You sound like a small man.

 

I usually eat or drink where I can keep an eye on my bike. When I walked outside and caught you red handed playing your little games your world would come crumbling down around you....

I do bars, not bike nights, so it's probably a non issue anyway...

 

If you can show me how to do my own root canals, and crowns..I am all ears..

 

If you keep screwing with people's bikes you won't have to worry about teeth.....

 

We don't mess with men's bikes, just *** clowns like you.

 

I guess you get particular joy from attending bike nights so that you can pretend to sooo much more than the guys you ridicule? You must be one of those bad *** bikers with tattoos and **** because that's what you think "real men" are about.

Hawaiian Guy? Is that you? Nah we all know it's you Hagger.....