Apologies are not necessary, as I know that the mystery that I became embroiled in was out of the ordinary and I enjoy laughing at my own ineptitude. I also appreciate the banter and wit on this forum and your enjoyment is a bonus. You ride safe and have fun also.

As a side note, the riding mower is full of gas so I'm going to assume the culprit may return for it. I hope they do as I suspect it's trashy and I hope they experience performance issues from it.