My wife rode her bike to work for the first time today. Sometime during the shift a guy tells her he likes the bike and " It felt pretty good sitting on it " so she's like " Dude don't be sitting on my bike, What were you thinking? " Of course the guy is offended that she would get bent out of shape because all he did was sit on it.

What would you do if a co-worker told you he'd been on your bike?

 

Eat their liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

-Hugh

 

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sit on the hood of their car with a key ring so big it would make a janitor jealous.

 

 

Hand him the wax and a clean rag and tell him "it's dirty"

 

^^ nuff said. lol!

 

Then then

 

**** in his coffee cup.

 

Holler, "Give me back my purse," then kick em in the nuts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp1JPPFVWIw