My favorite happened just recently, it went like this "Go ahead take her anyway, you know that she is a ****!"

Priceless

 

At our HOG chapter officers mtg we all agreed that we needed to be better about wearing our name tags at the monthly mtgs. I got home and told my wife who wasn't able to go but she said she didn't want to put holes in her shirt. I got our name tags out and said, "they have magnets on the back, here, you rub it up and down on your chest and it will stick". She rubbed and rubbed! Didn't last long though, I was laughing so hard she figured out she had been had.

 

A couple years ago, we were travelling on the old Norton. It was really warm that day and she was wearing shorts. At the end of the day, we had a lunch with a couple of beers.

On our way back to the motel, she was feeling kind of sleepy. While riding at about 60 mph, she touches my shoulders and said " I lost my helmet ". I looked in the mirror and saw the helmets rolling on the road. I stopped and she says i'll go pick it up. So she's walking along the side of the road with her leather jacket, leather boots up to her knees and her short shorts. Very sexy sight. A car pass by with a bunch of younger folks, all windows open. They were whistling and yelling at her " wuiiit fieeew " , it was funny to see her so embarrassed.

Hopefully the helmet had a lot of scratches but was still in one piece.

 

That's just too funny. Reminds me of my X. She actually said to me a long time ago when I was first getting a bike. "What do you do when you come to a STOP sign?" ??????

Hey I think that Gump had taken her picture!

 

Do these chaps make my @s$ look big?