The bird caught the mouse that was chased by the dog. The bird with bloody mouse in beak thought about landing on yer bars for lunch but the dog barked so the bird hauled *** with bloody mouse to a more peaceful location leaving yer blood drops. Happens all the time

 

blood sucking insect that puked, like a big ol horse fly .

 

Bulb Gremlin, cut its paws trying to get at your head lamp, you probably disturbed it and it hid somewhere..........

 

Yeah probably a bird. Are you sure it was not there before you went in for lunch? Why do you keep your dog staked on a lead?

 

It's Bush's fault.

 

I've seen Cowbirds peck their beaks raw fighting with their own reflection in a mirror.

And we have a Red-tailed Hawk nearby that has figured out the birdfeeder area is primo for hunting sparrows. It's like watching Animal Planet live in the backyard sometimes.

 

Bigfoot, (think Harry and the Hendersons) jumped on your Hog to check out his inseam reach and caught his bare ****** between the tank and the seat and then he tried to get up and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, damn, that hurts just thinking about it.

 

that time of the month for the OL?

 

Wifes cherry or on the rag....and U took to long to mow the wrong patch...