Apes are so gangster, even Flo has Apes.

 

Apes are the most comfortable bars I've ever ridden with.
I miss my apes.

 

If you get Progressive Insurance for your motorcycle, you'll pay too much. If you pay too much you'll feel like yopu're being ripped off and will put ganster style handlebars on your bike. If you look like a ganster, someone will want to beat you up in a strip club. Don't get beat up in a strip club. Buy your insurance from someone else!!!

 

LMFAO! I heard that other insurance guys voice on TV as I read your post.

 

Now if I can only get my hair to look as nice as flo's after taking off my helmet.

Wait I don't have hair and I don't wear a helmet. Never mind!
Perhaps you should send Flo over to my place so we can discuss the advert?

 

In your title, I see what you did there.