She was visiting family in Maryland and went to the mall with our teenage daughter. At an intersection she is waiting to turn left, but there's some guy on a Harley who seemed a bit unsure of his skills. He lurched forward, but then stalled it, blocking traffic. My wife motioned for him to go ahead of her, but the guy couldn't get it together so she just drove around him. She figured he would have been stuck there all day because he either didn't know how to ride his bike or he was having mechanical issues. Well, I'm not sure what the deal was, but he ends up following her into, and around the parking lot! She drives around hoping he'll just go away but he doesn't. Finally she calls 911 and they tell her to park and go inside - cops are on their way. Now, my wife is no push over and knows how to handle herself. She has a nice big a$$ can of bear grade pepper spray in her purse and she's more than willing to empty it on this crazy **** if she has to. She grabs my daughter and starts for the door but the dude has parked behind her, is off the bike, and is saying something unintelligible, She is a bit panicked and says "Stay back or eat Bear spray" under her breath. He starts screaming about how hard it is to handle such a heavy bike and that she should have waited for him to go. At this point she is fed up and ready to kill this guy and lets fly with the F-bomb in an attempt to scare him off. She grabs my daughter who is yelling for help from anyone who would listen and runs in the store. Later, after talking to the cops, she realizes that the douche keyed our SUV. Fortunately the parking lot cams were on so they're going to pay him a visit at work tomorrow.

 

Well played!

 

Nice! I see what you did there

 

Next time, she'll just sit on him.

 

Looks like maybe the world got a little smaller?lol

https://www.hdforums.com/forum/gener...you-to-me.html

 

Yes...just posted the cross reference...interesting that he never said he keyed the car...

 

Baaahahaahahahahaaahahaaa.........That's awesome

 

I was just reading about something very similar to this.....

 

Ha Ha Ha Ha Great thread! Sounds kinda familiar too.

 

I hope you guys know nevada72 posted this as a joke in response to the other thread don't you?