So, is it a boy or a girl?
#12
07-14-2012, 09:07 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
Historically, vehicles have always been of the female persuasion.
I agree with the poster who says it is a bike, nothing more; nothing less.
And for any feminists who get offended at certain terms--TOUGH TITTY!
I agree with the poster who says it is a bike, nothing more; nothing less.
And for any feminists who get offended at certain terms--TOUGH TITTY!
#13
07-14-2012, 09:30 AM
Elite HDF Member
I love deep philosophical questions! 
But this one Bruce Springsteen already answered in "The Angel:"
"The angel rides by humpin' his hunk metal *****"
Definitely female!
But this one Bruce Springsteen already answered in "The Angel:""The angel rides by humpin' his hunk metal *****"
Definitely female!
#15
07-14-2012, 10:07 AM
Ultimate HDF Member
Well, I guess I just figured out which camp those 60's Triumphs, BSAs, Nortons, etc, belong to with the Lucas electrics!
#16
07-14-2012, 10:11 AM
Elite HDF Member
Just wonderin' in these times of political platitudes, feminine fortitude and male misogyny, what do y'all believe the gender of a bike ought to be?
The conundrum for male owners is calling the motorbike a "she" may invite charges of sexism when one uses the verb "ride", while calling it a "he" in similar circumstances may lead to certain other inferences
So feel free to pop by with your valuable insights - both lady and gentlemen owners/riders - is it a boy or a girl, and why?
Me? I'm kinda torn 'twixt the two and am sorely tempted to call my ride "Bike" (with a capital B...kinda like God with a capital G)
The conundrum for male owners is calling the motorbike a "she" may invite charges of sexism when one uses the verb "ride", while calling it a "he" in similar circumstances may lead to certain other inferences
So feel free to pop by with your valuable insights - both lady and gentlemen owners/riders - is it a boy or a girl, and why?
Me? I'm kinda torn 'twixt the two and am sorely tempted to call my ride "Bike" (with a capital B...kinda like God with a capital G)
#17
07-14-2012, 10:48 AM
Ummm didja just say your bike had periods?!
Sorry French, couldnt resist a bit of infantile humour...and that was too tempting to pass up :-)
Sorry French, couldnt resist a bit of infantile humour...and that was too tempting to pass up :-)
#18
07-14-2012, 11:59 AM
Road Warrior
Mines a money grabbing BITCH 99% of the time, the **** will let anybody sit on her if I'm not around....
Her only saving grace she is really fun to ride and does not leak oil once a month...
Her only saving grace she is really fun to ride and does not leak oil once a month...
Last edited by Iron Butt Springer; 07-14-2012 at 12:08 PM.
#19
07-14-2012, 12:46 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
Well, until two of them get together and one gives birth to rollerskates they'll just be machines to me.
It's bad enough I talk to my dog....
It's bad enough I talk to my dog....
#20
07-14-2012, 12:55 PM
Club Member
Just wonderin' in these times of political platitudes, feminine fortitude and male misogyny, what do y'all believe the gender of a bike ought to be?
The conundrum for male owners is calling the motorbike a "she" may invite charges of sexism when one uses the verb "ride", while calling it a "he" in similar circumstances may lead to certain other inferences
So feel free to pop by with your valuable insights - both lady and gentlemen owners/riders - is it a boy or a girl, and why?
Me? I'm kinda torn 'twixt the two and am sorely tempted to call my ride "Bike" (with a capital B...kinda like God with a capital G)
The conundrum for male owners is calling the motorbike a "she" may invite charges of sexism when one uses the verb "ride", while calling it a "he" in similar circumstances may lead to certain other inferences
So feel free to pop by with your valuable insights - both lady and gentlemen owners/riders - is it a boy or a girl, and why?
Me? I'm kinda torn 'twixt the two and am sorely tempted to call my ride "Bike" (with a capital B...kinda like God with a capital G)
