Captain Itch gone south
#14
Yep, he took some time off to go riding (was about time, as he became a little kranky), packed up 3 pairs of underwear, and had no idea where he would end up. So I thought he'll be back 3 days later.
Well, first he went to the Outer Banks in NC, then he did laundry at his sisters in Clearwater, FL. The next phone call came from Key West, and I have no idea if he's gonna take a left and keep going and find a Walmart in TX to buy more underwear...
So, if you see him on the road, just tell him that the lawn has to be mowed. Then he can take off again.
He looks kinda like this
Well, first he went to the Outer Banks in NC, then he did laundry at his sisters in Clearwater, FL. The next phone call came from Key West, and I have no idea if he's gonna take a left and keep going and find a Walmart in TX to buy more underwear...
So, if you see him on the road, just tell him that the lawn has to be mowed. Then he can take off again.
He looks kinda like this
#15
I guess we should start a "Where's the Itch" game? You'll have to get him to post some pictures so we can guess. First one to guess correctly gets some of those bad *** bug eye goggles or a pair of dirty underwear whichever he has on him.....
#16
Just got an update. He is at the Florida/Georga line, looking at more rain heading his way. Oh boy, he got his share of rain this time.
So that means, he's heading north. Unless he does take a left to avoid the rain and end up in Colorado. I heard it is one of the more popular destinations lately...
Anyway, be on the lookout. If you see someone in the rear mirror that has size 14 boots laying on top of the foot pegs flapping around to music, that must be him listening to music, being in lala-land, and has missed the exit.
Isabel
So that means, he's heading north. Unless he does take a left to avoid the rain and end up in Colorado. I heard it is one of the more popular destinations lately...
Anyway, be on the lookout. If you see someone in the rear mirror that has size 14 boots laying on top of the foot pegs flapping around to music, that must be him listening to music, being in lala-land, and has missed the exit.
Isabel
Last edited by Captain Itch; 08-19-2014 at 02:00 PM.
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Isabel
PS: Looks like you're heading to Krispy Kreme too, eh???