Yep, he took some time off to go riding (was about time, as he became a little kranky), packed up 3 pairs of underwear, and had no idea where he would end up. So I thought he'll be back 3 days later.

Well, first he went to the Outer Banks in NC, then he did laundry at his sisters in Clearwater, FL. The next phone call came from Key West, and I have no idea if he's gonna take a left and keep going and find a Walmart in TX to buy more underwear...

So, if you see him on the road, just tell him that the lawn has to be mowed. Then he can take off again.

He looks kinda like this

 

If he rolls through Michigan I'll let him know!

 

You should be the mold to which all other wives are made from! It's nice that you let him do his own thing but he needs to get a lawn service so he can come home and relax. (that riding takes it out of us) I'm also fortunate that I have a wife who "allows" me to take off with my friends from time to time.

 

First time I heard it called that. I'll clue him if he shows up around here.

 

Will keep an eye out in the north east. About ready for a 3rd belt (first two doing great!)

 

yea, eating cream filled donuts at Krispy Kreme will make a person 'crack' up from extreme sugar blast every time. You never know what the hell they are going to do.

 

Laundry??? Couldn't he just turn the underwear inside out?

 

Goodwill will be good to you

 

I just called the Colorado Transportation Authority and issued an Amber alert for your lost boy
If we see him come thru our way, we'll make sure to send him back in your direction.

 

Something looking like that just crossed the Mackinaw Bridge ...