All you badass Bikers need to call it by it's proper name if you expect to be taken seriously at bike nite.

 

Come to think of it my bike needs a new kickstand spring!

 

I know, right? It’s a sidestand.

 

You mean the metal thingymajiggy that keeps my bike upright?

 

So I take it somebody had the audacity to call it a kickstand?

Did you stab them?

 

I approve of this post.

 

Let's all stab them in a jiffy.

 

I wish I had a center stand like my old bikes but my spring activated vertical stabilization bar (SAVSB) will have to do.

 

Whaaaat. It's a kickstand on a bicycle and not on a motorcycle.. So now we are being politically correct on the proper identification of the ***** stand...Well that's just jiffy

 

Jiffy sounds too much like stiffy