You get more *** on a softail. Everybody knows that. All those touring guys are married....

 

Wait!!! Aside from the rubber thing, you've had 40 bikes in 40 years??? Really?

 

Crap I've only had 9 in 30 and thought I was a *****. Still almost a virgin by that count.

 

Didn't even read the post! Didn't need to! I hate them too so I got a vasectomy! Most fun ever!

No, I read it... Lol. I haven't been through all the bikes you have, but the only ones I care much for are the Softails. Love the look and feel. Then again I'm young and have neither the time or need for a touring bike. I can run 800 miles days on my Bones in comfort. To me, it's the best of all worlds.

Bro, piece of *** just gets abbreviated to wife. Everyone knows that!

 

[quote=ChickinOnaChain;11217998]Wait!!! Aside from the rubber thing, you've had 40 bikes in 40 years??? Really?[/quote

Yeah really.

 

I agree with the general statement that the Softail may be the last "real" Harley. Sometimes I wish my twinkie 103B could reproduce the old potato-potato idle that the older engines had but I seem to forget all about that every time I crack the ton without fear or notice the absence of oil puddles where I park it or have to deal with loose bolts all the time and all I can do is smile and keep riding.

 

Traded my 08 Sporster Roadster for my 2013 Heritage. Night and day. And best of all it's a Cadillac!!

 

Love my Softail. Rode the others and they just don't feel quite right.

 

My rocker runs smooth as a top, but my cousin with a rubber mount, when he stops at a light, it looks like the motor wants to jump out of the frame...I'm with you.

 

How can you not love a FatBoy! Yea, I also have a Street Glide but nothing matches the total FatBoy feel and presence.