Sofa so good on your part. If you try to duck your responsibility as noted above, and you being so young, that would make you a duckling. I don't want to get a Mallard (get that? it is a type of duck) and hit you in your bill.
I think you are right, it would make us both quackers and since ducks like quackers and quackers are always getting lost in the sofa, then we would be meeting our demise.
I thought the bleach was for your eye stye. <-- You know, stye as a stye on your eye and a pigs sty. Oh come on man, if I have to start explaining all of these to you.........I will be a monkeys uncle and that will only bring in 1 more animals would be my gander. <-- Gander. Did u get that one? (I so funi! Truth be told u r funnier.)
Pls send your eye bleach bill to:
Ruba-Dub-Dub Farm
4 You Circle
McDonald, Ohio 71441-0004
USA
BuzzCap7
"Old MacDonald had a farm (EIEIO)
And on that farm he had some bleach (Yeee Oww Eee Owww Eeee Owww)"
So that's what the ducks were doing with the sofa - looking for quackers to nibble on!
Sofa.. so good.
(Oh geez... sorry.. genuinely sorry now, that one was SO bad) (HA, YOU started it on that pun... ROFL!!)
I'm so full of bull.
I won't send you a bill - the ducks have them already! I'm not greedy, i won't make a pig of myself.
We might need to duck out of this - others will come in to the thread and start hen pecking us! (For monkeying around in the forum)
And then we'll both feel a little sheepish.
Last edited by OzHD; 07-28-2018 at 01:37 PM.
Reason: PUNS, what do you think!!!??
"Old MacDonald had a farm (EIEIO)
And on that farm he had some bleach (Yeee Oww Eee Owww Eeee Owww)"
So that's what the ducks were doing with the sofa - looking for quackers to nibble on!
Sofa.. so good.
(Oh geez... sorry.. genuinely sorry now, that one was SO bad) (HA, YOU started it on that pun... ROFL!!)
I'm so full of bull.
I won't send you a bill - the ducks have them already! I'm not greedy, i won't make a pig of myself.
We might need to duck out of this - others will come in to the thread and start hen pecking us! (For monkeying around in the forum)
And then we'll both feel a little sheepish.
Deer OzHD, again I have to set you straight.....u can't snake your way out of this one. It is not EIEIO it is A E I O U and sometimes Y. Did u learn noth'n in skool?
As we banter, you will not get my goat. You may be too chicken to use some farm animals but as I toad you before, I am more of an *** (donkey) than you are so everything is on the table. Wait a minute. That was suppose to be *** and you.
I can spit this out in rabbit fire if I need to.
Do not slither away, man up or I will have to castrate you. And in doing so, I suspect your manhood will tuck itself in like a scared little turtle.
Doggonit you are driving me so batty I can't bear it anymore. Maybe I should play possum and you will go away.
You Musk (like Musk Ox) not ask me to keep this up you little weasel or elk I will poke you in your snout.
You also boar me you little rat as you keep badgering me.
Holy carp... I bow to your superior animal puns...
Just don't molest any more ducks... Yelling at you is making be a little horse.
I can't *****foot around the issue any more... you're as weird as I am, maybe more bats in the belfry.
It's a little hard to bear, there's not many as nuts as me.... people like us need to find a plaice to squirrel ourselves away from the "normals" that inhabit the world.
(yes, we are both so full of bull, I might have to start lion down to recover)
Doggone it, that rabbit fire one was good thought!
I guess it's your tern again; you're good at the puns, you'll outfox me.
Holy carp... I bow to your superior animal puns...
Just don't molest any more ducks... Yelling at you is making be a little horse.
I can't *****foot around the issue any more... you're as weird as I am, maybe more bats in the belfry.
It's a little hard to bear, there's not many as nuts as me.... people like us need to find a plaice to squirrel ourselves away from the "normals" that inhabit the world.
(yes, we are both so full of bull, I might have to start lion down to recover)
Doggone it, that rabbit fire one was good thought!
I guess it's your tern again; you're good at the puns, you'll outfox me.
You win. You win. My goodness. I kind like the "Beaver it or not...." one. Kinda funi to me.
If we ever meet, I'll buy you a beer and a brandy... that was fun!
You got me started now... I was looking at songs to "convert" to animals... some turn out just wrong. Gotta stop... gotta kick this habit... go cold turkey. (oh hell, did it again!)
Then I saw her face, now I'm a Beaver
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, and I'm a Beaver
I couldn't leave her if I tried
It gets mighty smelly awfully quick.
I wash it about once a month.
I just went back and read the exchange between Buzz and Oz. Hilarious!
The period liner had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe! You guys are awesome!
Wait a minute. Buz and Oz are the same bloke!
Your insane Buzz!
Didnt think anyone would notice that it's the same helmet liner and finger in those pics?
Last edited by ChickinOnaChain; 07-30-2018 at 06:54 AM.
Reason: Multiple posts
If we ever meet, I'll buy you a beer and a brandy... that was fun!
You got me started now... I was looking at songs to "convert" to animals... some turn out just wrong. Gotta stop... gotta kick this habit... go cold turkey. (oh hell, did it again!)
GREAT! NO!WAIT!
NOT so fast like a rabbit like here matey. Go more like going turtle style.
You are from down under. Beer and brandy I like BIG TIME!!! Brandy with a beer chaser. Oh yeaaahh! BUT being from down under y'all used to be a prison of bad gize. How do I know while we have a shot and a beer chaser (there is a special name for that type of drink) you are not going to have a wallabee (sry that slipped out........crap I don't like hearing that, heard about slipping out enough times in 'me life) any way........... DAMN! It is hard to be inside 'me head sometimes. What was I say'n?
****!!!
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait............GOT IT! I like candy. 'doh! How do I know a wallaby is nont going to jump out of a kanagroo pouch and bop me on me 'me head? You slimey tricky little b'tard you are.
I'll ave 1 of those out in the outback. The restaurant not the real outback.
Deal mate!
BuzzCap7
Originally Posted by Mozvader
It gets mighty smelly awfully quick.
I wash it about once a month.
AYE! I mean AYE YOU! get out of Ozzies conversation and mine. This is a private posting. Did I learn u nuth'n yet? Don't make me come down there and make you go to Wynwood Walls. No skaddle!
(Under my breath.) Talk about smelling funi. You are the one for MaYamMee.
Originally Posted by Mozvader
I just went back and read the exchange between Buzz and Oz. Hilarious!
The period liner had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe! You guys are awesome!
Wait a minute. Buz and Oz are the same bloke!
Your insane Buzz!
Didnt think anyone would notice that it's the same helmet liner and finger in those pics?
Originally Posted by Mozvader
HEY DAMN IT Dolphin Man.........did u not hear (well read, u know what I mean) what I said above (****! What I "TYPED" above). This here conversation is with 'me down under friend. Him and me went to different high schools together.
Get OUT of our conversation. Scat. SCAT!
Originally Posted by OzHD
I didn't think anyone would not notice that I'd saved his picture and Photoshopped a pad into it then re-uploaded it here.
No wait.... yeah... Buzz and Oz are the same person.. So what's his is mine... "Buzz... can I have my Harley back now"
Whoa...........what is it with you and Dolphin Helmet Head? You both gone whack-o. Well, Dolphin Helmet Head has always been a little whack-a-doodles.....he was born that way. But you Oz, are you getting too much sun down under there mate? Remember the saying goes more like this (HELMET HEAD!!! I SEE YOU READING THIS.....GO BACK HOME!! I know you are reading this....I can smell the Puerto Rican <sp> cooking in the back ground of Miami.) Back to you Ozzie, .........................ummmmm...........ahhhhhhh hhh................****! You gize have to stop interrupting me. I am like 70 you know. Ahhhhhhhhhhh, I am thinking, wake up, ummmm, have breakfast........................ahhh then pop a viagra..............OH YEAH I remember......... Ozzie, they saying goes more like this, What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine. Wait. <very long paws pause.> That still means my bike is yours.
Ok, I guess I was wrong after all.
Here
Is
my
BIKE
Not sure y u would want my bike. I guess u really like to slide in the saddle of any gize bike. NOT NOT NOT what I would EVER want to do but mumi always liked you better. You also do live in AussieTown (the old insane asylum) so maybe that accounts for your animal behaviors BUT I am not judging.
Now, with Helmet Head putting helmet on Dolphins, I am thnking more like (as I slowly back out of the room) you two gize may want a few minutes alone together.
(As I sneak out of the room igh speed style peeeeeeoooooooowwwww...............).
GREAT! NO!WAIT!
NOT so fast like a rabbit like here matey. Go more like going turtle style.
You are from down under. Beer and brandy I like BIG TIME!!! Brandy with a beer chaser. Oh yeaaahh! BUT being from down under y'all used to be a prison of bad gize. How do I know while we have a shot and a beer chaser (there is a special name for that type of drink) you are not going to have a wallabee (sry that slipped out........crap I don't like hearing that, heard about slipping out enough times in 'me life) any way........... DAMN! It is hard to be inside 'me head sometimes. What was I say'n?
****!!!
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait............GOT IT! I like candy. 'doh! How do I know a wallaby is nont going to jump out of a kanagroo pouch and bop me on me 'me head? You slimey tricky little b'tard you are.
I'll ave 1 of those out in the outback. The restaurant not the real outback.
Deal mate!
BuzzCap7
AYE! I mean AYE YOU! get out of Ozzies conversation and mine. This is a private posting. Did I learn u nuth'n yet? Don't make me come down there and make you go to Wynwood Walls. No skaddle!
(Under my breath.) Talk about smelling funi. You are the one for MaYamMee.
HEY DAMN IT Dolphin Man.........did u not hear (well read, u know what I mean) what I said above (****! What I "TYPED" above). This here conversation is with 'me down under friend. Him and me went to different high schools together.
Get OUT of our conversation. Scat. SCAT!
Whoa...........what is it with you and Dolphin Helmet Head? You both gone whack-o. Well, Dolphin Helmet Head has always been a little whack-a-doodles.....he was born that way. But you Oz, are you getting too much sun down under there mate? Remember the saying goes more like this (HELMET HEAD!!! I SEE YOU READING THIS.....GO BACK HOME!! I know you are reading this....I can smell the Puerto Rican <sp> cooking in the back ground of Miami.) Back to you Ozzie, .........................ummmmm...........ahhhhhhh hhh................****! You gize have to stop interrupting me. I am like 70 you know. Ahhhhhhhhhhh, I am thinking, wake up, ummmm, have breakfast........................ahhh then pop a viagra..............OH YEAH I remember......... Ozzie, they saying goes more like this, What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine. Wait. <very long paws pause.> That still means my bike is yours.
Ok, I guess I was wrong after all.
Here
Is
my
BIKE
Not sure y u would want my bike. I guess u really like to slide in the saddle of any gize bike. NOT NOT NOT what I would EVER want to do but mumi always liked you better. You also do live in AussieTown (the old insane asylum) so maybe that accounts for your animal behaviors BUT I am not judging.
Now, with Helmet Head putting helmet on Dolphins, I am thnking more like (as I slowly back out of the room) you two gize may want a few minutes alone together.
(As I sneak out of the room igh speed style peeeeeeoooooooowwwww...............).
BuzCap7
Your way off from the facts Mate. Way off.
Originally Posted by OzHD
I didn't think anyone would not notice that I'd saved his picture and Photoshopped a pad into it then re-uploaded it here.
No wait.... yeah... Buzz and Oz are the same person.. So what's his is mine... "Buzz... can I have my Harley back now"
Mighty good Photoshop though. Barely noticeable on a phone.
Last edited by ChickinOnaChain; 08-06-2018 at 11:10 PM.
Reason: Multiple posts
Coulda made it clearer in retrospect bcs I switched between 2 people in midstream but honestly, I am caring less abt that 'n other stuff. Just had another b'day and SHOCKED I am virtually 70 and honestly more and more could not give a SH*T what others think. BUT, by the same token, trying NOT to judge or say anything unkind about anyone and respecting everyone even if I think they are off their rocker. You likely know, being here in HDF you have a chance to practice that a lot. LOL.
Anyway...........I gutta nap now. It takes energy to be grouchy.
07-28-2018, 01:35 PM
