I got lost.
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2ndly, did u say 1 thing about up? No.
3rdly, did u say 1 thing about down? No.
4thly, did u say 1 thing about
And you expect me not to get disoriented. Huh.
Guess you haven't met @BuzzCap7 . Mom doesn't let him out much, if at all. LOL
HAH! Now, you feel like a fool aye? HAH!
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J F GO (12-09-2018)
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uklauren (12-10-2018)
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2ndly UKL doe snot like boating since that is where she met her X. Got married on boat. Got pregnant 11 times on a boat. Had 12 kids all on a boat. And got divorced on land. So noooooo to anything boating.
3rdly, she does not go near anything with the word "dead" in it bcs, well, you know. She (UKL) has difficulty when she sees "Dead End" signs.
4thly, UKL is a strong advocate of Church. She used to be a nun (twice), priest (4 times), rabbi, imam, and the dali lamma and a few other men of the clothes so anything with the word hell in it is very distasteful, revolting in the biggest way and refuses to acknowledge the word even exists.
(Don't worry UKLauren, I got your back).
Even though u have 1 of the BESTest names I ever saw, kindly and most respectfully avert from throwing curvy roads (especially the ones with distasteful name) at the girl of my dreams, the gal I LOVE LOVE LOVE. Thank you....
I LOVE UKLARUEN!!!
BuzzieCappie7
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Ok, wait 1 minute, stop, don't move.
Firstly: You said you would nvr tell anyone.
Secondly: I want my $00.08 I paid you as hush money back.
Thirdly: (Well, there is no thirdly.)
Fourthly: I think it only applied when she was awake. I snuck in her house so she was not awake. Ergo, no violation.
Fifthly: <-- That looks like "filthy" so let's skip this one.
Sixthly: I can't think of anything good for #6 so you make up something.
Seventhly: The restraining order expired on Nov. 18, 2023. Aaahhhhh Ummmmmm
In the immortal words of Rosanne Rosannadanna.................................... Never mind.
But I still want 'me 8 cents back.
And no matter how all of this falls, I still love UKLauren.
And for you B3, you are on my poo poo list. Now, you are not. How can anyone stay mad at you? Oh, sorry. Wrong emoticon.
Firstly: You said you would nvr tell anyone.
Secondly: I want my $00.08 I paid you as hush money back.
Thirdly: (Well, there is no thirdly.)
Fourthly: I think it only applied when she was awake. I snuck in her house so she was not awake. Ergo, no violation.
Fifthly: <-- That looks like "filthy" so let's skip this one.
Sixthly: I can't think of anything good for #6 so you make up something.
Seventhly: The restraining order expired on Nov. 18, 2023. Aaahhhhh Ummmmmm
In the immortal words of Rosanne Rosannadanna.................................... Never mind.
But I still want 'me 8 cents back.
And no matter how all of this falls, I still love UKLauren.
And for you B3, you are on my poo poo list. Now, you are not. How can anyone stay mad at you? Oh, sorry. Wrong emoticon.