Chrome won't get you home but black will always get you back!

 

You never see a Harley parked in front of the Shrink's office.

 

The best part of the day is the ride home from work.

 

"Road King, it's what all them other bikes wanna be when they grow up!"

 

Sure you can ride my bike,as soon as you let me f--k your wife.

 

When you're riding lead, don't spit.

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150!

 

i like those

 

Young bikers pick a destination. Old bikers pick a direction.

You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.

You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 a.m. to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.

If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.

It's better to be riding a motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about riding.

 

Heard plenty over the years...my memory wont serve me right to repeat them for ya though.

The yellowjacket one makes me laugh every time and the god one is a new one for me but i gotta say is my favorite.

 

BTW Lady hawk is gonna have y'alls neck!! Funny stuff tho!