Seagull CHIT in Mn??? Huh???
#1
05-19-2009, 07:47 AM
Seagull CHIT in Mn??? Huh???
GOOD laff had BY ALL. 
We had our monthly ABATE Meeting Sunday. GREAT meeting, FINAL planning stages for our annual "Kettle River SHAKEDOWN". Bar owner supplied grilled chicken, first drink FREE. Really doesn't git mutch betta than that, HUH??
We go to leave, fire up the chop, head down Main St., friggin' seagull sitting right on the centerline, makes his 'excape' from the onrush of 'sickles', BUT as he is departing the scene, WHOOSH, does the "HEY, let me clean my bowels right 'bout now", trick. RIGHT ON my GOGGLES, nose, moustache, chin, leather jacket, and chaps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO, Howz the world treatin' ya now, Gumby???
Oh, jus' like a 'baby treats a diaper!!!!!!'
(AT LEAST I hope those were "FRESH" french fries he was snarfin' off the street!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
We had our monthly ABATE Meeting Sunday. GREAT meeting, FINAL planning stages for our annual "Kettle River SHAKEDOWN". Bar owner supplied grilled chicken, first drink FREE. Really doesn't git mutch betta than that, HUH??
We go to leave, fire up the chop, head down Main St., friggin' seagull sitting right on the centerline, makes his 'excape' from the onrush of 'sickles', BUT as he is departing the scene, WHOOSH, does the "HEY, let me clean my bowels right 'bout now", trick. RIGHT ON my GOGGLES, nose, moustache, chin, leather jacket, and chaps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO, Howz the world treatin' ya now, Gumby???
Oh, jus' like a 'baby treats a diaper!!!!!!'
(AT LEAST I hope those were "FRESH" french fries he was snarfin' off the street!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
#2
05-19-2009, 07:51 AM
I hear that is supposed to bring good luck.
The best luck it ever brough me was that no more birds chit on me the rest of the ride.
The best luck it ever brough me was that no more birds chit on me the rest of the ride.
So what you're really saying is that you got fries with that? 
#6
05-19-2009, 09:14 AM
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So sorry to hear about this G. That had to have really stunk, literally!
You know something similar happened to Cindy Lauper at an outdoor concert. She was in the middle of a song and opened up wide to hit some high note and turned her face up and some bird let fly right into her mouth. To her credit she swallowed and kept on singing. Blech!
You know something similar happened to Cindy Lauper at an outdoor concert. She was in the middle of a song and opened up wide to hit some high note and turned her face up and some bird let fly right into her mouth. To her credit she swallowed and kept on singing. Blech!
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