What part of sitting on another guy's bike sounds like a good idea? yesterday at a rest stop this southeast texas piece of trash jumps on my bike and starts to stand it upright. My buddy just looked down cause he knew what was comming. All I could do was slap the back of his head and asked him " you wanna F_ (* my girl while your at it"? His friggin karma went into my ride to which I blame the blown front tire I got later doing 80 down I-10 damn near dumping it to the ground.

I need to find a decal to put on my spare fuel bottle stating a warning or something. Any ideas?

 

Maybe explain to him, calmly, what could happen if he got on someone else's bike who wasn't as forgiving as you were...

 

cool

that would be assault

sounds like it worked for you though!

 

Did he ask what your girl looked like?

 

I think sitting on your bike without permission is crossing the line. It becomes your responsibility at that point to educate him so it doesn't happen again.

 

He is lucky it wasnt me. Gun to the back of his head, and in my best John Wayne "Ya aint thinkin bout stealin my my hoss, are ya pard?"

 

From all the screwed up laws you guys have down here in Texas, and from some of the stuff i've responded to. I was simply protecting my property.

 

It's just wrong that people don't keep the sense they are born with. Never, never without being told by the owner do you plant your *** on anothers bike. PERIOD!

I like the part about the wife. That was excellent and right to the point.

 

more internet lies.......

 

I had a friend a few years ago that came out of a bar to find a guy sitting on his bike. He walked up to the guy and asked how he liked the bike then asked which was his. The guy pointed to his car and my friend picked up a good sized rock and busted his door window, unlocked the car and sat in the drivers seat.

The guy got the hint and did not give any problems about the window.