First.. Get some Underwear dude.

A few days ago my GF was sitting at an intersection in Houston (Dairy Ashford and Eldridge) and across the intersection sat a dude on his bike with his leg hiked up and all his junk hanging out. Must have been a sight for her to behold, couldnt even tell my what kind of HD he was on.

I only have one question. How do you keep from getting burned, sun or engine?

 

Sorry my junk was hidding the logo. Didn't know where else to hang it.

 

That happened to me too, but my wife came home and said "Honey, I saw a new motorcycle today....at first I thought it was a Harley Davidson, but then I quicky realized it was a Hangin' Johnson"

 

He was just trolling

 

I still havent gotten an answer to my question.

Does one get prepared for such an outing, put on sunscreen, install heat shields in appropriate areas? Makes you think?

Or was this just a spur of the moment decision "Damn its hot, I think Ill head out on the bike, no need to put on the ole drawers, Jr needs some air."

I wonder what goes through the mind of practicing nudist bikers. Hmmmm?

 

Do you complain when women have the rack's hanging out at bike ralley's?

Or are you mad because your wife said he had more "displacement" then you?

No replacement for displacement.

 

maybe his fuel gauge was broken and he was trina see how much fuel he had in the tank??

 

Dude musta been packin.

 

She tells me no problem with my displacement or anything else.

 

Wasn't me unless she had access to the Hubble Telescope. Just saying.