If you don't have a half roll stashed for those longer rides, you ain't been ridin very long.&nbsp\\; Ahh, the pause that really refreshes...

 

Don't worry, menapause will take care of those cramps as you get older! &nbsp\\;Then all you have to worry about are the hot flashes, damn motorcycles are hot enough already [:@]

 

Having children educated me. Damn those wet wipes feel good and the travel packs are smaller than a roll of TP.

 

Agree on the wet wipes but really hate the air dry period before I can hoist up the shorts!

 

man if I ever needed a laugh! That was it!!! Thanks for that one stoner. If you had to pull over. I was just wonderin what the hell that hole is in the seat of the 08's is for?

 

Gotta watch those sh*t stops.&nbsp\\; I pulled over once and thought I was invisible enough from the road.&nbsp\\; When I stood up, some women saw me, turned my license plate number into the state police who called me in to "question" me.&nbsp\\; Ended up with a $1000 fine, community service, a years probation and ARD which entailed sex offender classes since the offence was open lewdness

 

Those wet wipes work good. Who air dries? Hot days are meant for swamp azz anyway

 

Dam jade that would make me consider just sh*tting my pants and ridin one man!
That's harsh brother!!

 

Wet Wipes are a must. Have the small and the body size....never know what will blow out of your ***.

6 weeks ago I started passing a kidney stone while on the Harley. I was lucky I was only about 4 miles from home. Got back home and tried to pass it on my own. About an hour later I was in the emergency room for drugs. It was a LONG NIGHT!!!!!!

DRINK YOUR WATER!!!!!!!!!

Mack

 

I carry wet wipes and use them for the most severe cases of swamp ***...works great!